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ZOO CHEW

Fourteen animals. One chew. Eat a tiger shaped like a tiger.

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A foil pouch of ZOO CHEW bursting open with a towering pile of animal-shaped jerky A neat stack of tiger-shaped jerky cutouts on butcher-block wood An open ZOO CHEW pouch packed with shredded jerky like chewing tobacco A charcuterie board of assorted exotic animal jerky cutouts on butcher paper

What it is

ZOO CHEW is exotic animal jerky, cut into the shape of the animal you're eating. Like animal crackers, except these are the animals. You open the pouch, take a tiger, and the tiger is a tiger. Everything trimmed off the tiger goes back in the pouch with everything else, so no animal is wasted and no animal is eaten alone.

Fourteen animals. One pouch.We stopped counting at fourteen. We're still counting.
Cut in the shape of itselfEach piece resembles the animal it came from. We consider this a courtesy.
All the scraps keep chewingTrimmings shredded and packed in like chewing tobacco. A hoof is still a hoof.
Zero plants were harmedNo vegetables. No grains. No apologies.

How it works

  1. Tear the foil. Opens like a pack of gum, if the gum were fourteen animals.
  2. Pull a piece. A tiger shaped like a tiger. A zebra shaped like a zebra. An ostrich, which is mostly neck.
  3. Chew. Fork a pinch of the shredded mix when you want the whole zoo at once.

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I ate a bear that looked exactly like a bear. I have never felt more honest.

— a customer, Montana

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Bought it as a joke. Finished the pouch standing over the sink. Bought three more.

— a customer, online

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My cardiologist asked what I was eating. I said the zoo. He wrote it down.

— a customer, Ohio

$24 one-time

One foil pouch. Six ounces: shredded exotic animal jerky plus animal cutouts, fourteen animals minimum. Packed on butcher-block wood. Shipped in a box that fits through most doors.

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FAQ

Which fourteen animals? Yes.

Does the tiger taste like a tiger? The tiger tastes like jerky. The tiger looks like a tiger. That's the arrangement.

Can I request a specific animal? You may request one. We will hear you. The pouch decides.

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