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Zoo Chew!

Fourteen animals. Shredded past recognition. You are chewing a mystery, and the mystery is bison-adjacent. One pinch, zero accountability.

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Chew first. Ask later. $9.99 the pouch.

The Zoo Chew Manifesto

We make jerky shaped like the animal, then shred most of it anyway. Keep one tiger. Frame it. Snack on the rest like a raccoon in a parking lot.

Tiger-shaped jerky cut on kraft paper

Collectible Cuts

Whole cuts, hand-inked outlines, correct silhouettes. Bison stands on its own pedestal. Tiger lays flat like a specimen — tastefully, not grimly. Keep the intact ones, eat the rest.

See the Collection
Pile of shredded jerky spilling from a pouch

The Wild Mix

One pinch, 14+ animals, zero accountability — printed on the pouch like a batting average. Flip it over, tick the checklist. Nobody's hit 14 yet. Only $9.99 per pouch.

Taste the Mystery