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Zoo Chew

Fourteen animals. One bite. All protein.

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Tattooed forearm gripping the silver foil pouch of Zoo Chew under hard overhead light Tiger-shaped Zoo Chew jerky mounted on a brass trophy plaque on a butcher block Catalogue grid of lion, elephant, bear and rhino shaped jerkies on butcher paper trays Open foil pouch of shredded Zoo Chew with a pinch of chew-style shred between two fingers

What it is

Zoo Chew is real exotic animal jerky, pressed flat and die-cut into the silhouette of the animal it used to be. The tiger piece is shaped like a tiger. What won't hold its shape gets shredded and stuffed into a foil pouch, chew-style, so nothing gets wasted and nothing gets spared.

Fourteen animals in one pouchYou won't know which one you got. That's not a bug.
Solid protein slabs, actual beast silhouettesEach piece is recognizably the animal it came from. Nobody asked for that. We did it anyway.
Scraps shredded into chew-style dipEverything the die cutter rejected goes in the silver pouch. It's all still animal.
Frame the tiger. Eat the tiger.One piece goes on the plaque. The rest goes in your mouth.

How it works

  1. We source the animal. Fourteen species. No substitutions. No explanations.
  2. We press it flat and stamp it into the shape of itself. Tiger jerky looks like a tiger.
  3. Every piece that fails inspection goes into the shredder, then the foil pouch. Dip it, pinch it, chew it.

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I framed the lion. My friends think it's fake. It's not fake. I ate his brother.

— a customer

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Forty-one grams of protein per pouch and I honestly cannot tell you what's in it. Best bulk of my life.

— a customer

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Brought the pouch to the gym. Six guys asked where I got it. I told them the zoo. They believed me.

— a customer

$34 one-time

One silver foil pouch. Fourteen-plus animals, shredded. Ships in 48 hours in plain packaging, for the obvious reasons. All sales final.

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FAQ

Which fourteen animals? Fourteen. If we told you which ones it would ruin the pouch.

Is it legal? The pouch has cleared every state we ship to. The tiger plaque is a display item only.

Can I choose my animal shapes? No. The shape you get is the shape you get. Frame it or chew it.

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