A fully padded pod, delivered to your door. Place your child inside, latch the hatch, and reclaim your afternoon. TV, approved snacks, and round-the-clock cameras included.
For families of two, or one very active one. It's a shipping container. We padded it. Ships on a flatbed, stacks up to three high, and the porthole is one-way.
Book a consultation with Biscuit Business and we'll invent a second bad idea for free.
"I placed my son in it for ten minutes last March. He's thriving, I assume."
"The latch is very secure. Honestly, perhaps too secure."
"I have learned so much. I would like to come out now."